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Test run: Todd pro and ch. 1Prologue "Miriam, they're coming! How did they find us?" "His Lordship's reach is vast, tree rat." "No! Leave her alone! MIRIAM!" "Sweetheart, don't look. Close your eyes!" "Mum!" Blood. Screaming. A sickening thud. And then everything went dark. Plip plop plip plopTest run: Todd pro and ch. 1
The young squirrel's eyelids flickered, but he kept them shut. Of all the noises that had stormed in his mind during his unconsciousness, only one persisted into the waking world: the steady plip plop plip plop of liquid dripping into a puddle.
It was bad all a
Best Friend
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There isn't enough pot in existence to supply 98% of the teenage population. If you actually think rather than copy-pasting things some total stranger on the internet tells you, copy-paste this ... oh, dammit.
I saw a Twilight/Warrior Cats crossover once. Where the Twilight characters can inexplicably talk to cats, and one of my favorite female characters of Warriors has been turn into a shameless squealing Edward fangirl.
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"Sorry, I don't associate with non-Sues. And by 'associate', I mean 'kick the everloving shit out of'."
--Monev the rat
Chuck Norris takes a baseball bat into the bathroom with him in case he craps out a wildcat and has to beat it to death.
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YES THEY DESERVE TO DIE, AND I HOPE THEY BURN IN HELL!!!!!
I.
Want.
MEAT PIES!!!
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"Sorry, I don't associate with non-Sues. And by 'associate', I mean 'kick the everloving shit out of'."
--Monev the rat
Chuck Norris takes a baseball bat into the bathroom with him in case he craps out a wildcat and has to beat it to death.
Here's my entry for your contest xD When's the deadline again?
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Is a mind raping mammal of doom 8D
Proud Girlfriend of
I, with my gut covered hammer of justice, am the mighty destroyer of Ms. Shitfic!
"We can note that Hitler was very ugly, but Mannerheim was more uglier!"- Miki
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The greatest thing you will ever learn is just to love and be loved in return
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"Sorry, I don't associate with non-Sues. And by 'associate', I mean 'kick the everloving shit out of'."
--Monev the rat
Chuck Norris takes a baseball bat into the bathroom with him in case he craps out a wildcat and has to beat it to death.
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"I'm going to go stick my hand in the blender. ZS99 said all the cool kids are doing it." ~Pyro-A-SanelyPsycho
[link] Dragons
[link] Magistream
Pokemon Platinum Friend Code: 3910 5359 3662
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"Sorry, I don't associate with non-Sues. And by 'associate', I mean 'kick the everloving shit out of'."
--Monev the rat
Chuck Norris takes a baseball bat into the bathroom with him in case he craps out a wildcat and has to beat it to death.
--
"I'm going to go stick my hand in the blender. ZS99 said all the cool kids are doing it." ~Pyro-A-SanelyPsycho
[link] Dragons
[link] Magistream
Pokemon Platinum Friend Code: 3910 5359 3662
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